The MMPI Poem

By Keith Sanford

Visceral fun, with hypochondriac one

Go “boo hoo,” with depression on two

I can’t move my knee, with hysteria three

I’ll break down the door, with psychopath four

Gender orient jive, with mascu-femies on five

I’m being followed by hicks, with paranoia six

Anxiety’s revin’, with psychasthenia seven

Think bizarre and deviate, with schizophrenia eight

Fly a wild airline, with hypomania nine

Social disappear-o, with introvert zero